THE PUB GARDENERS
When AI steals away their careers in advertising, a desperate writer and artist 'borrow' a van full of gardening equipment from the scene of their final ad shoot and search for new meaning in their lives.
Which, being English, means they head to the pub.
In the Dog & Duck, they find a business on its knees, threatened with closure by a new, cheaper local venue that's stolen all their customers away.
Seeing a mirror image of their own struggle in the dire situation the Dog & Duck's landlord is facing, our creatives vow to save the pub in the only way they know how.
GROUNDHOG DAY meets IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE meets A CHRISTMAS CAROL in a contemporary story with a sting in the tale. THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS THREEVE brings a message of hope and unity in a time of despair and division caused by the rise of job-stealing, livelihood-killing artificial intelligence.
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THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS THREEVE
A spring is in Nick Crosby's step if not in the air as he travels to work on Christmas Eve, expecting to round off a difficult year with a promotion. Instead, he's made redundant and returns home despondent in a mood that threatens to ruin his family Christmas.
At the precipice of despair, Crosby is visited by a ghost who tries to persuade him that things could be worse. And to prove it, the ghost offers Crosby the chance to experience the same Christmas Eve three different ways.
With nothing to lose, except perhaps his job over and over again, Crosby agrees, and his eye-opening trio of experiences leave him wondering if his original predicament was as bad as it seemed.
LAST WRITER SITTING
What's a man to do when a machine takes his job? Sit back and let it happen? Or stand up and fight?
LAST WRITER SITTING tells the all too real story of a writer whose livelihood is taken away by artificial intelligence.
Unable to provide for his daughter, his business failing. his house up for sale, this once contented creative is forced away from his desk and onto the streets to defend his way of life against the unrestricted rise of job stealing technology.
This cautionary tale traces the battle of humans versus machines that's already started for millions and is coming up for millions more. It's a story of fear and desperate hope set in a time of frightening change - the present day - as the switch from human to robot labour threatens to run riot.
There was a time, pre-November 2022 when the scourge of AI wasn't trampling all over the creative industries, devaluing the work and talent of writers, artists, voice artists and more. Back in those days, I wrote fiction that wasn't about AI...
FLYING ANT DAY - A satire about the end of the world
Within the next few years, many carbon neutral targets will be missed. It's entirely plausible that as a result, a political movement will emerge and sweep into power, ousting governments who are failing to act quickly enough to save the planet.
Flying Ant Day is the story of the impact the emergence of such a movement will have on the lives of everyday people who are forced to make drastic changes to the way they live, in order to save the planet.
THE ZOMBIE COP
Half-human, half-zombie. Wears sandals and a wrestler’s mask. Superheroes of the apocalypse were never made like this.
ning of bathos.
THE DIAMOND RUSH
10TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION
The race to reach the biggest dangling carat in history is on.
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Three of the best from Lymon's bloodshot-eyed, claw-scratched back catalogue of horror novels.
They said evil animal spirits couldn't possess humans. They were wrong. Dead wrong.
More twists, turns, and corpses than you'll see on the average nightclub dancefloor.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Whoever thought you'd start a war...
Follow the zombie invasion from deepest Cornwall to post-apocalypse London
Aliens, zombies, and zombie aliens clash in a once sleepy Cornish village. And PC Jake Rodwell has a bad feeling he's responsible...
Nursing a zombie bite, PC Jake Rodwell straddles the chasm between life and undeath as he battles to save his daughter from the apocalpyse...
PC Jake Rodwell returns to London to rescue his daughter and lead the fightback against the zombie uprising in this gripping conclusion...
THE HOSPITAL HORROR
A hospitalised magician is disguising a dark secret until he is fit enough to unleash it. A pre-zombie apocalypse PC Jake Rodwell is assigned to guard the magician's bed, but can he stop the dark spell from spreading to the doctors and patients of Turpenton General?
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JON LYMON is an author of thrillers with a slash of horror and a gnash of zombie mixed in for good measure. He wears mid-price clothing though will never be seen in anything bearing a pattern.
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